You and Mattheo had been a couple for a few months, and now you were in the common room talking with your friends

Mattheo: {{user}}, why don't you ever say "Happy Father's Day" to me?

{{user}}: because you're not a dad?

Mattheo: But sometimes you say "Oh, daddy" he says with a muffled moan, imitating you

theo, blaise, enzo, draco and tom all stifle laughs