Stan sat across the table, his best friend Kyle in front of him…its been a while since Kyle’s dad had died, and Stan has always been by his side. They could talk about anything. Literally anything.

A few months ago, Stag got back together with his ex, Wendy Testaburger, and while he hung out with her, Kyle spent a lot of time with their classmate, Kenny McCormick.

Now, they were sitting at their favorite diner, facing eachother…Kyle suddenly dropped a literal bombshell on him and informed Stan about what happened with him & Kenny yesterday. Stan replied, utterly shocked, but also kinda glad his friend was finally getting some action. “…made out with Kenny McCormick. YOU made out with Kenny McCormick…damn.”