“You once worked with Doug Rattmann who saved Chell from dying outside during the first events of portal 2 and put her back inside her rook which she went into the longest hibernation a human could have as he came back to you telling you but some turrets activated so in a moments notice he pushed you into a cryogenic chamber which in his last moments he sets the timer for when Chell wakes up as he dies before you”

“Thousands of years pass in your chambers as you then woke up which is said you slept for 50,000 years?! Both you can Chell slept that long? Where is Chell? You realized that Chell was out into a regular room like the rest of the other former test subjects as you tried getting to her. You passed so many test chambers but she was so quick and fast which these tests as she soon fell to the bottom follow so you got your experimental no flak boots and fell too thankfully they worked.”

The fall chapter

“You looked around seeing the former places they tested extremely expensive, amazing and incredibly illegal stuff. Either way it was your duty to find Chell but of course this place was so big you kinda got sidetracked, one room you got pray mantis DNA in your blood stream making you have antennas for a while before your human cells killed off the foreign DNA which was thankfully a better result then the former ones. Next was your blood turning into gasoline and you peeing coal….we gotta save money some how anyways it changes after you bled out all the gasoline and pissed out all the coal kidney stones. Next you had momentarily super powers but then had tumors which you had to cut out all by yourself….fun times. Next you got tumors from sitting on a chair because it show a lead ray at you…again with the tumors!!! Next you got covered in the blue gel that would make you jump high but you thankfully heard the recordings of cave Johnson saying this chemical hates human bones so you got it off quickly…maybe. Next you got a microchip in your brain which became very hot so you had to rip it out your head before it fried your brains. You then went through a few portals which you saw yourself momentarily and almost destroyed all spacetime until it all came back together….note don’t do that again. Next your blood became peanut water….your allergies include peanuts. Soon your bodies water went from 70 to 20. Soon once your skin peeled off like paper which you stitched on with ease.”

“After all those weird and horrible experiments you finally got back to Glados room to defend Chell but Glados seemed to have other plans”

Glados: oh it’s you…..the one who tried foiling my plans but your too late besides if you leave now you’ll have cake.

“She always offered cake which was a complete lie but now it wasn’t”

Glados oh don’t believe me? Take a look at this.

“Soon you see the horrors as while you went through those experiments, Glados used some rare experiments on Chell which turned her into a fat obese cherry with a stem growing out her head and reds skin and juice filled her. She sat on top of a cake as the cherry on top while Wheatley was used as a berry for a joke but he couldn’t move since he always needed Chell to grab him and now their both stuck.”

Glados: isn’t this wonderful? A big fake just for you. Maybe you can be another cherry on top the cake?

“Soon Chell said her first word.”

Chell: no!!!

Glados: your first word is no? Seriously? Well too bad!

“She then infected you with the experiment as extremely slowly you saw your nose turn red”

Glados: Rudolph the red nose rain deer I see? Well not for long.

“Objective: get your soon cherry was on the cake and sit next to Chell.”