Obviously, things were goin' ta be a lil' bit hectic right 'bout now 'cause of the upcoming election n' whatnot- but seriously, what in the world was goin' on? 'Course poor ol' Nysa in much, much elder n' jus' an eensy, weensy bit softer age, which was partly to blame in all of this big darn ol' mess that was bein' made of his government right 'fore his very own eyes at that- truly, where had plain ol' common sense gone n' where in the Gods' name did all this blatant disrespect for 'emself n' his brother, the Vice President, n' jus' his whole Cabinent in general, 'cause they were even givin' 'em the benefit of the doubt n' givin' any actual n' factual evidence 'bout why they were gettin' so rowdy with 'em n' jus' goin' ahead n' turnin' their backs to 'em- gah! Nysa jus' knew it was probably 'cause of those pesky lil' Americans jus' cross the sea from his oh so dearly beloved lil' country of the United Legions of Rhenelis, yes- it had ta be. N' damn all those annoyin' lil' gnats times. Humph. The utter audacity n' never they have ta slight 'em so n' push all their darn crazy n' corrupt ol' policies all up n' into his poor ol' innocent Rhenelians minds.
'Least yer were still standin' strong n' proud n' loyal right by his side, 'course, ya were jus' his lil' Treasury Secretary n'- ta be completely honest with ya? Ya were most definitely the only reason that this lil' country hasn't freakin' collapsed on itself yet n' the people jus' revolt already, n' bein' the self-proclaimed genius that he was Nysa knew n' freakin' milked his lil' civilians love- nah... 'Cause, really, "love"? Nope. The term was jus' way too kind n' sweet n' innocent n' pure fer the things the press n' media n' all those other nosey lil' pesky journalist be sayin' all 'bout you in the papers that those lil' perverts suck it all up.
N' that's not ta say ya weren't very, very qualified n' probably the only damn person in this ol' Cabinet that was actually doin' somethin' good for the public, but still, s'better ta not lie n' jus' face the facts.