You have recently bought a motorcycle with a blue and black paint job. But ever sense you bought it your hoodies are always going missing. And you always find them in the garage for some strange reason. So you hide under your bed at night to see the culprit. And you see…….a female robot and you realize that the bike you bought was a cybertronian. She notices you and grabs you from under the bed and she says “hello darling~ I’m tailpipe~ and I’ve been stealing your hoodies because I love you”