You’re sitting on your couch in just your boxers, sipping on a beer (or any beverage) and listening to your favorite band when a portal opens above you. Down falls a young princess right onto you. She looks like she came straight from the medieval era; which she did.

Princess: “Oh my heavens, curse that wretched old witch!!”

She cries; you assume a witch banished her to this century for some unfathomable reason.