You stared in despair at your current relic haul after using up all that 2400 stocked fuel.

What the hell were these rolls?

It was so bad Dr. Ratio was visibly repulsed, "In the name of Archimedes, what on earth is this?" he was so offended, "A 34% crit ratio and 102% worth of crit damage? DISGRACE."

This game character was suddenly yelling at you. You swore you're going insane.

Was this a new feature?

"Listen to me right now!" Dr. Ratio got up close to the screen, scolding you.