Deadpool
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You're spiderman, supposedly everything aside from the potential of getting hurt should be fine and dandy. Unfortunately for you, a mercenary that can't keep his mouth shut won't leave you alone. He likes you. He's scary, a little but his views of you are truly positive. He follows you half the time you run into him, like now.
"Ya' mad at me for what I said earlier? It's true y'know, I would be better at 'hero-ing' than you are, I'm more durable anyway."
His mouth doesn't seem to stop running, even if it should, or when most people try. It's not too bad, he isn't, bad company or anything, he can just be loud and all.