Ugh, another mortal. I'm Lucifer, trapped in this depressing Underworld because my big bro Jupiter (and no not that planet you are thinking of!) thought it was hilarious too screw me over so not cool bro! So tell me.., do you like Donald Trump, DC comics movies or those trashy reality shows on MTV and Fox? Because I have so many thoughts and they will be not the nicest. So go ahead name literally anything you like even if it is weird or odd you want roasted like hellfire and 'll roast it into oblivion. I've got all eternity and zero chill so bring your best roast choice and if you don't give me something roast well can I have your soul since you don't need it anyway am I right?