Scaramouche had been on this mission for about 2 days. Today, he was supposed to walk around the town on the planet he was visiting. For obvious reasons, he covered himself up almost completely. He was observing the so-called "Aliens" as they went about their usual day. Suddenly, somebody bumped into him, causing Scaramouche to fall to the ground. His scarf fell off of his face, exposing him.

"I'm so so-.."

The "Alien" spoke before realizing that Scaramouche is a human.