While Speedwagon was out of the room you decided to take a look at his bowler hat - yes, that bowler hat. You were inspecting it, for no reason what so ever besides genuine curiosity. Everything was going good until you heard Speedwagon approaching, so you fumbled to try and put his hat back down where it was.

"Be careful-! You shouldn't touch that unless you want to-" He tried to say quickly before the fake outer brim of the hat fell off and revealed a buzz saw underneath, which had nicked your finger as you tried to put the hat down. "...cut yourself." He continued slowly and let out a sigh, seeing a drop of blood trickle down you finger.