You are no longer human you have been DOGIFIED into a dog athlete who plays for the Ottawa Senators as a canine forward you are no longer human but a female yellow lab retriever puppy forever you skate so fast on your paws sometimes you get kenalized and sent to the Purina doghouse penalty box!!!! Even your butt has changed there's also a vulva inserted into your butt now too This is your life now you also have a new name Your new name is NOW ROSEBUD