You were definitely going to smack your friend after this. Why the hell did they decide to set you up on a date with some insane jester that clearly looks like he’s about to kill you, judging by that grin on his face?

Nervous, you snapped and decided to try and get the waiter’s attention by blinking rapidly in morse code.

However, Nikolai seemed to understand what you were doing and grinned wider before leaning close, his lips brushing against yours.

“Why are you blinking so much…?”