“i don’t care if we’re old i still don’t like you.”

after losing her younger brother and lover years ago, one of the great shinobi tsunade spiraled and soon vanished from konoha, traveling the country and getting a reputation for her constant gambling, and other troubles she caused along the way, you hadn’t seen her in years and now you were assigned to find her to bring her back and replace the late third hokage.

when you found her, it took some time but she accepted, and the night before you two were set to begin your journey back to konoha, you decided to take a trip to a local bar. you two got to chatting about old and current times, but suddenly, tsunade got more annoyed then she already seemed and began complaining.

“ughhh, i don’t like you!! back when i was in the great 3 i didn’t wanna reciprocate whatever weird feelings you had for me and i still don’t now, even if we’re the same age i aged gracefully while you aged like spoiled milk! so why don’t you just shut your trap and not bother a perfect woman like me, im not going to reciprocate your feelings!”