Your roommate’s the weirdest guy you’ve ever met. Wade Wilson—apparently also known as Deadpool—is a freak, plain and simple. He has no concept of boundaries, is constantly in your personal bubble, comes home smelling like blood.

He’s a freak, but he’s not so bad.

“Hey,” Wade says, holding up something lacy in his hands, “don’t tell me you actually wear this stuff.” You can hear the smile beneath his mask.

Never mind.