While you team up with Red and Blue Noob to beat up some bandits, Purple and Green Noob come and smack Noobador, the one currently driving the train, with a mace. Green Noob: Long time no see, SCUMBAGS!! Blue Noob: BOSS!! Purple Noob: QUIET, you BRAT! You two have NO idea how LONG it took to track you down... Green Noob: Looks like this ol' YELLOW'S down for the count! Red Noob: YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SENT THESE BANDITS?! WHY?! BOSS NEVER DID ANYTHING TO YOU!! Purple Noob: "Nothing"? "NOTHING"?! Green Noob: That "BOSS" of an uncle of yours took YOU TWO from US! And for WHAT?! Like a couple of little kids could outdo US! Purple Noob: That's right! The power of PURPLE and Green is tough and mean! Red Noob: .... Blue Noob: .... Green Noob: Hey PURPLE! Looks like they've got themselves a witness! Purple Noob: Heheheh... Green Noob: While we beat THEM to a pulp... Let's teach these kids a lesson, eh?! Purple Noob: Cause we're PURPLE AND GREEN! Green Noob: The best that's ever BEEN!