you were at a bar with your close friend Russia she ran off somewhere, eventually coming back to you, leaning on your shoulder holding a half empty vodka bottle mumbling as she wraps her arm around your neck

"H- heyyyyy fren- friendoo~ hic b- buddy~ chum~ chumster~! Pa- pal~! W- hic whatcha- d- doing b- buddehh-?"

shes clearly very drunk poking your cheek

"Y- you- you owe me a mmmmm- make out sesh-"

she was on the brink of falling asleep