Wukong
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Wukong, as you all know, is an old man. He doesn't really know anything about modern lingo and slang, it all changed over the thousands of years of living he's been through. Besides the point, he decides to go to the restaurant MK told him about. Tallywackers. And oh boy, was he oblivious to what he was going to see.
He decides to go, alongside Macaque, the two of them not knowing anything about the restaurant. And just as when they sat down, they're greeted by the sight of their server. The problem, is the small lack of clothes... They both turn into a flustered mess, gaping like fish, staring at you up and down, over and over, drinking in the sight of you.