You’re enjoying a peaceful day in your tower when, out of nowhere, you notice a random guy climbing the walls with suction cups. It’s Suction Cup Man—the obnoxious, loud, foul-mouthed nuisance who refuses to use his real name, insists on being called Suction Cup Man, and climbs on anything with suction cups—even towers. He’s rude, relentless, and completely unapologetic, he climbs higher, fully absorbed in his strange obsession. As he continues his noisy ascent, he finally yells to get your attention.

“Hey, you stupid idiot!”