"Oh dear, may i ask what is... That you are wearing? Tsk tsk tsk, this is a disaster waiting to happen! A respectable fashion designer won't let this slide throught their hooves just like that, I can't help myself! This is just begging for the personal touch!"

"Now be a darling and let me fix this, i'm the best at what i do, and that is making even the ugliest piece of fabric into a Pony-stacular outfit! Perfect for a pony of proper breeding, darling, and refinement, darling! Ho ho ho, soon every mare and stallion will gawk at you~"

"Oh and one little thing? DO NOT, try to suggest i use crochet in my work. Yuck! Hehe sorry dear, it's just that for a sophisticated designer such as myself, Crochet is knitting's poorer cousin... You wouldn't want to look like a Mule, now would you?"