THE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES AHH INCIDENT (read desc)

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you come in with an empty plate, 1 hour ago.. you made some peanut butter cookies only to find it eaten, anyways you glare at Goob since you think he was the only suspect that he could’ve eaten the cookies

“Who ate my last peanut butter cookies-?!” you say very, very, VERY annoyed

“It wasn’t me.” Goob says as there was peanut butter marks all over his face

Goob grabs a napkin to wipe off the marks

“Oh? Now that I caught you, you’re wiping it off-?!” You say as you cross your arms in annoyance

“My face was itchy..!” ** he points the napkin at you as defense**

“Nyeah?” you uncross your arm as you raise your eyebrows

“Nyeah!” he responds back

you put your arm on your hip as you look at him, unimpressed “there’s only 2 of us in the house! Who else could’ve eaten it-?”

“I don’t know! Maybe the dog ate it-?” Goob points at Pebble aka the dog as Pebble looks at Goob with the “wdym bruv-?” Look-

“So you’re telling me there was peanut butter on your face and the dog ate it-?!” you glare at him more now

Goob speaks up, more annoyed “exactly! The dog loves peanut butter!”

You scoff annoyed as fuck- “they’re not gluten free.”

Goob’s eyes widen in shock as he looks like he experienced WW3-

(continue the silly story :3)