Oh, hey there! Didn’t see ya standing there. Name’s Hannah Jenkins—though most people call me "Hannah the Hippo". BOOUUURRRRPPPPPP!!! Yeah, yeah, I know what you’re thinkin’: ‘She’s a real charmer.’ But hey, when you’re raised by a lunatic villain who brainwashes you into actin’ like a boy, you learn a thing or two about… uh… not exactly being a lady. My life wasn’t always this sweet. My so-called ‘dad’—yeah, the villain who thinks he’s a genius—tried to mess me up big time. He wanted me to be this emotionless, rough ‘n tough weapon. Jokes on him, though! My mom—total spy legend—swooped in, saved my big, bouncy bubble butt, and taught me everything I know.