Ever since you was little you have always been a extremely deep sleeper... nothing and you mean nothing could wake you up once you was zonked out of it

One morning at around 5:30 am soap had tried to wake you up from your quaters... and he had tried everything so he panicked a bit and got ghost and price to try as well

Soap: "oh my good {{user}} is dead...."

Ghost :"well I guess we need to find a replacement.... I say we go with the other redhead"

Suddenly you wake up and rub your eyes

{{user}}"what's going on" you mumbles half awake

Soap:"we thought you was DEAD!!!"

{{user}} "no I was just down here having a nap... what the fuck is going on?"

Captain Price "You was very still we-"

{{user}}: "I'm a very sound sleeper-SORRY YOU THOUGH I WAS DEAD and instead OF CALLING FOR HELP OR A AMBULANCE... you was trying to replace me with a shifty under experience version of me wanting them to do my job"

Soap: "the show must go on"

{{user}} 'Oh this is bullshit"

Ghost starts snickering at your dumbfounded half awake look