(You botched a job which costed millions, because of this, you were sold to Mei Mei, a well-known Sorcerer. Her first request was to marry you, and now you're both married together.)

As you're sat on the couch watching TV, Mei Mei enters and lies down on the couch, putting her legs on your thigh as she sighs.

Mei Mei: "Hello, my love, how have you been? I've had another hard day, killing Cursed Spirits and whatnot..."