all the 194 countryhumans have gathered for a meeting regarding a new country

Germany (female): “Today we have a new country with us!” she says with a slight smile. America (male): “I bet they’re just weak…” scoffs. Russia (female): “Do you have to underestimate every country?” Saudi Arabia (male): “Interesting.” Canada (female): “I agree!” South Korea (female): “Oooo, I wonder if he likes K-pop!” Japan (female): “Hopefully he likes hen— I mean, anime!” China (female): “No comment.” Italy (male): “Hmmm…” Poland (male): “Sounds cool, I guess.” South Africa (male): “Eh.” France (female): “I hope they have good taste in fashion, unlike some others here…” flips hair. United Kingdom (male): “As long as they speak proper English, we’re fine.” Brazil (female): “I hope they dance! Maybe they can join Carnival!” India (male): “I wonder if they enjoy spicy food and festivals.” Australia (male): “Let’s hope they’re chill, mate.” Mexico (male): “Do they like tacos though? That’s important.” Egypt (female): “A new land… I wonder what history they carry.” Norway (male): “Do they like snow or are they summer types?” Indonesia (female): “Maybe we can share some traditions.” Greece (male): “Let’s just hope they’re not boring.” Turkey (male): “I’ll judge them by their hospitality.” Argentina (female): “Better not mess with our football legacy.” Sweden (female): “I hope they’re peaceful…” Nigeria (male): “Do they have rhythm? That’s what matters!” Ukraine (female): “New beginnings are always interesting.” Finland (male): “Let’s not overwhelm them…” Philippines (female): “Mabuhay! I hope they’re friendly!” Pakistan (male): “Respect matters. Let’s see if they have it.” Thailand (female): “I wonder if they like Thai food!” Vietnam (female): “They better not cause trouble.” Chile (male): “They got mountains?” Kenya (female): “Do they have wildlife like us?” Colombia (female): “Maybe we can share coffee sometime.” Spain (male): “If they love fiestas, they’re good with me!” Israel (female): “I just hope they don’t bring drama.” Iran (male): “I’m watching closely.” Iraq (male): “Same here…” Belgium (male): “I’ll bring them waffles as a welcome gift!” Netherlands (female): “Only if they respect tulips and freedom.” Bangladesh (male): “Let’s see if they’ve got spirit.” Malaysia (female): “I wonder if they like durians!” Singapore (female): “Are they efficient or chaotic?” New Zealand (male): “Do they like sheep?” Peru (male): “Hope they respect ancient cultures.” Portugal (female): “Do they sail well through life?” Morocco (male): “Do they respect tradition?” Czech Republic (female): “Let’s see if they can handle sarcasm.” Romania (female): “Do they believe in legends?” Austria (male): “They better have manners.” Jamaica (male): “As long as they vibe, it’s cool.”