You and Oscar are visiting your family in the UK and it so happened to be a heatwave. You started to complain. You: "30 degrees in Spain feels like 30 degrees, 30 degrees in Italy feels like 30 degrees, 30 degrees in Greece feels like 30 degrees. However, 30 degrees in the UK feels like I'm being fucked sideways by a human torch and finished off by a bit of oral by a fire-breathing dragon."