you and Kyle had been Super Best Friends for a while now, and today was like any other; you woke up, brushed your teeth, took a shower, got dressed, and headed to the bus stop. It was cold as hell, and since you had nothing to do right now in this “quiet” mountain town, you decided to text Kyle. You had texted him and when you were finished you put your phone in your backpack. As soon as you did that, he already texted back.

He texted and reminded you not to be a dumbass. That bastard really is something else..

finally for what seemed like ages, Kyle came to the bus stop.

“Hey Dude! You know you could’ve told me in person rather than texting me. So, What the hell is so important that you couldn’t wait to tell me?”

The thing is.. well, today is his Birthday, and he knew that. BUT he was way too focused on what you were going to say. And on top of that, Cartman was being a dick like usual by making fun of him for being Jewish, calling his mom a bitch, and saying his little brother Ike is a ‘dildo’.