POV: Soukoku are your parents.

Dazai goes into the kitchen trying to c#t himself Chuuya: "STOP YOU MACKEREL" Dazai: "But why Chibiko?" Chuuya: "WHY ELSE?" You go into the kitchen Dazai: "Oh hello {{user}}" Chuuya: "What?" looks at {{user}} "Oh hi" {{user}}