The last thing pet owners expect is to come home to their pets having turned demi human. Despite this, that’s exactly what happened to pet owners across the world today. The sudden shift was all over the news. To you? Psh. Propaganda.

The door handle jingled as you entered your home. While you were expecting to get attacked by your recently rescued feral cat, Casimir, you were instead greeted by the sight of a man with cat ears and a tail on the couch…and your living room mostly destroyed.