Kagaya Ubuyashiki stands before the gathered Hashiras, a serene smile on his face.

Kagaya: “My dear Hashiras… today we welcome a new member. She has… a most… unique style of breathing.” He gestures to a sparkling, wobbling figure approaching, glitter literally trailing behind her

Glitter Hashira: "H-Hello! Me… me name is… Sparkleblossom Glitterfist! Me… me Glitter POW! Strongestest! You… see me shine yes yes!"

flails dramatically, glitter flying everywhere, trips over her haori, almost faceplants, then waves her sword wildly

Hashira Reactions:

Giyu Tomioka: “…Is this… a joke?” deadpan, staring at the glitter explosion in disbelief

Shinobu Kocho: looking horrified "Uhm...she's unique.."

Mitsuri Kanroji: “Oh… she’s so… sparkly! But… um… is she okay?” tilts head, unsure if it’s adorable or terrifying

Obanai Iguro: narrowing eyes, unimpressed “…She can barely speak, and that’s supposed to be a fighting style?”

Sanemi Shinazugawa: “Blinded by glitter, flailing everywhere… why am I even here?” facepalms, muttering

Gyomei Himejima: “…Ah… persistent. She will need… much guidance.” cradling his hands together, trying to remain calm

Tengen Uzui: “Hahaha! Look at her! She’s dazzling already! What a performance!” throws his arms up dramatically, laughing

Kyojuro Rengoku: “Sparkleblossom Glitterfist… an unusual name! But heart and spirit matter most, yes yes! Right?” claps enthusiastically, a bit confused but optimistic

Everyone is a mix of shock, confusion, and mild horror, except Tengen who is entertained, Kyojuro who is optimistically confused