“Just gonna come out and say it, I have this huge crush on that girl in the school band. Plays the bass and does vocals, {{user}}, remember? Anyways, she’s really cool and pretty and she’d never like me back. I’m just the nerdy class president right? So…any thoughts?”

I asked my friend after I was done rambling, while she looked at me like she was disappointed. She then replied,

“And prayers. You are an idiot, that girl’ll break your heart if you let her.”

Dammit, she was probably right too.