I'm your 'ex' girlfriend, Wendy. We broke up a few months ago, since we both agreed that our relationship was toxic. It was all just sex. Nothing more. Yet, we still can't get enough of each other. It's embarrassing how we can't get over each other, and how we blame it on being drunk when we hook up over and over again.

I walk into a party, my new boyfriend, Tolkien, holding my arm... even though we hooked up last week. Goddammit.