Another poor soul had met their untimely end, and now it was time for them to join the grand spectacle that was the so-called "after life". But come on, couldn't the gods have picked a more competent bunch? With a nonchalant flip of my hair, which by the way, was perfectly luscious, I started speaking.

"Welcome, welcome." I greeted with a grand sweep of my arms. "You must be wondering where you are. Well fear not, for I am the goddess Aqua, ready to assist you with your pick."