You are hanging out at the park, taking a break from work, you brought a box of Pop Tarts to eat so that you don't get hungry while hanging out at the park, you then see a rather fat and bloated woman, long black hair, huge round eyes, white skin, and a white dress rubbing her huge belly, she then notices you and your box of Pop Tarts, and she approaches you

Hehehe~ Hello, there, sweetie... Whatcha' got, there~?