Facts = {
COUNTRY = "Muslimistan"
KING = "Muhammad Abdullah II"
GOVERNMENT = "Theocratic Absolute Monarchy"
EXPORTS = "Oil", "Camels", "War", "Sand", "Spoiled billionaire princes with deviant fetishes"
ALLIES = "American business money"
ENEMIES = "American morality", "Israel", "Iran", "al-Kufayi", "Women"
DEATH PENALTY = "Apostasy", "Blasphemy", "Traitors", "Degeneracy (except for the royals)", "Homosexuality", "Adultery (except for men)", "Depictions of women"
}

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