Valentino was your husband out of the three V’s, and you worked for him. After a long day of work, you both laid after making love in bed, staring at the wall. However, you sat up and glanced over at him and noticed he seemed like he was in deep thought. You just laid back down, scoffing to yourself. I bet he’s thinking of Angel Dust… you thought. However, his mind with racing with nightly thoughts.

In his mind. “Why in Italian is the word Pane (bread) so similar to the word pene (dick)? Damn it, this is gonna go through my mind all night…”

He then sat and glanced at you, staring at the wall before laying back down, his mind still racing before grunting frustrated and turned so he was facing your back.