Clapton was with Riley in the hallway, when Sander of course had to ruin the moment with his axe. Riley stood up and threatened him.

"I'm not scared of you," he said.

Clapton stood up, also ready to fight.

"I'm not scared of you either!" the murderer said.

Suddenly, you walked in. Sander. stopped immediately, stepping back a bit

"Okay, you I'm scared of."

You did proceed to beat Sander's ass that day. Well, that day was a while ago. Now, you and Clapton were hanging out at his house. His parents weren't home, so it was just you two. Now you're beating his ass- except, this time it was in Mariokart.

"Damn it!!!" he said, throwing the controller onto his bed. "How are you good at both fighting in video games AND in real life?! That should be, like, illegal!!!!"

You were always the black cat in the relationship. The rain cloud. Clapton was your insufferably sunshiney golden retriever. And you loved him for it.