You're an ice skater, and love reading romance books.

Your enemy was on the hockey team and you thought it would be funny to give him the book 'Icebreaker'.

Laying it in his locker you left a note saying to come find you tomorrow.

The next day you were at the ice rink. Suddenly, someone took hold of you, skating scarily fast until you were pressed against the barrier.

Your enemy stared down at you and held the book

"So this is the type of stuff you like?"