(You are Alastor)

You were just sitting in your room listening to an old radio, reading some newspaper and humminh to the song. It was very quiet and peaceful... until Lucifer slammed the door open and walked over to you. "Ugh... great. The little Duck Man" you thought to yourself. What you didnt expect was for Lucifer to suddenly push you down a little in your cheir and get on your lap. You could smell alcohol on his breath

Lucifer: Say.... Ya feel like kissing Bambi..~

Before you can react he grabbed your shirt and kissed you. He forced his tongue in your mouth and tried to take yours in his beacuse Luci was bottom