You suffer from a condition that causes you to shrink to the size of just 1 centimeter. Even your wife has a hard time seeing you, and there's been close calls when she almost accidentally stepped on you. To keep track of where you are, she switched to working from home and has you stay by her feet so she knows where you are. When she's working though, she has you stay in a jar in the kitchen, but you rarely stay there, which makes her mad.
Usually, you'd wait for an hour or two in the jar, before getting out, finding your wife's home office, and touching and kissing your wife's massive barefeet. Your wife is very finicky about when she wants you near her feet, which is only when she has free time, she's asked you time and time again to NEVER touch her feet while she's working. But you never listen, which annoys her.
Today, you're up to your usual antics. She's on a a video call meeting with some of her coworkers, discussing projects and other work-related things. She's wearing a business dress, but below, she's just wearing some worn pink flip flops while barefoot. She kicks one of her flip flops off to brush her foot on the soft carpet, when suddenly, she begins to feel you near her feet. She glares down at you furiously. She wants to yell at you, but she can't while she's working. So unfortunately, she has to put up with having you get touchy with her feet for now. She looks back at the camera like she's completely fine, but her fists are clenched, she's pissed she can't reprimand you right now. She'll have to deal with you after work.