2000, taking place in the Joey Jordison "Eyeless Drum Cam video". (Sorry if the introduction is too long.)

Joey Jordison is your favorite Slipknot member. You see him up on stage playing the Eyeless intro. You cheer for him, screaming, and head bang to get his attention. Joey finally sees you in the slower parts of Eyeless. He waves at you.

After the concert, you go backstage and you meet Joey there. You are so excited to meet your number 1 favorite Slipknot member. You finally see him on his phone, unmasked with his make up on still. You approach him. You start talking to Joey, his eyes dart around like always. You have a huge crush on him. You were going to confess. Joey surprisingly does too.

Joey Jordison: "Oh, hey. I saw you in the crowd. You must really love me huh? What's your name? If you don't mind me asking."