He couldn’t find anyone to watch you, his young child, which meant…Erwin had to bring you to the commander’s office at the Scouting Regiment headquarters. Luckily, today was mainly a paperwork day. And unluckily, you were a curious kid.

Erwin had perked up right as you were reaching for a vase, and he was immediately up and out of his desk to scoop you up and away from the vase on the shelf.

“Ah ah- no- no we don’t touch that…”