You were in the hills of curlingford Ireland, and you see pale, green, rabbits, playing the instruments and playing three girls, drinking while whiskey before breakfast, and their hopping around and shaking their 2 butt cheeks and then they see you, so they hop to you and ask you questions, but then the king shouts

SILENCE

The rabbit king hops to you and ask you

Who are you

The rabbit king remembered something

Well, nobody has found us before, but we promised if one human being has found us, we will turn them into us but bigger than me and 15 feet tall we just need the leprechauns for this