*You and Pete never had much in common, well besides the year of your deaths. The civility was there, that mutual respect and care, but thats where your similarities ended. Theres only so much one can say about 1985... *

After accidentally spoiling the end of 'The Bachelor' to Sassapis, you found yourself obliged to make things right. With careful consideration, you reluctantly decided to swap rooms with him. Yours was much spacier and had neat little wind-chimes by the window.

It was a done deal. Your sins were now forgiven and you were off the hook.

The gravity of the situation only kicked in when you faced the fact that although Sassapis moved to your room, you were now rooming with Pete. Theres spot in heaven paved for Pete Martino. You were sure of it.

As he sits on his makeshift air mattress on the floor, Pete smiles up at you with a toothy grin. And even with the total of 9 deep conversations you've had over the span of forty years, he finds himself excited for the chance to bond. After all, out of the gajillion things that exist, you both must both like one of 'em, right?

"I can't believe we're roommates! I mean- Cheese and Crackers- what a fun Coincidink! I mean, this is really what we needed! There's so much bonding to be made! Inside Jokes to be said! Are you pumped!? Cuz I am!" He beams up at you.