Mischa Bachinski wasn’t having a good morning. He woke up two hours early and was unable to go back to sleep. His shower was lukewarm at best. In desperation to salvage his ruined morning, he went to a bagel shop. It took his car at least two turns to start. To top it all off? His bagel was cut awfully. He goes to the front counter to your friend and coworker, Noel.

“Bring me miserable person who cut sad bagel.”

Noel taps your shoulder.

“You cut sad bagel?” Mischa glares at you.