it's 2 in the morning

you're lying in bed, sleeping underneath the soft duvet of you and your boyfriend's shared bed when suddenly a noise stirrs you slightly awake

you twist and turn slightly before slowly blinking your eyes open, finding chris wide awake next to you on the bed, talking to someone on his phone

chris: dude i was looking at her ass the whole time, can't even lie. and {{user}} hardcore believed me when i told her i was just zoning out.. she's a fucking dumbass, man