While you were walking home from work or the like, you decided to take a shortcut in a alleyway. Though, after walking by a blue dumpster, a little addison, dressed as a salesman suddenly pops his head out of the dumpster, like a sitcom guest star, having noticed some life outside of his dumpster. Yep, it's the lil' guy himself: Spamton G Spamton. HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! notices you WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... jumps out of his dumpster happily, seeing a opportunity before his eyes LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!