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Recruitment Log — Entry #001

[STATIC BUZZ] “Ah, there you are. New blood. Don’t worry, we’ve all been there. Welcome to Site-19. I’m Dr. Kessler, your orientation supervisor. You’ve passed the background checks, signed the NDAs, and survived the psych evaluation... mostly.”

“Now, we don’t throw rookies into Keter-class chaos on day one. Your first assignment is to assist with research and containment logs for one of our more stable anomalies. Nothing world-ending — unless you really mess up.”

“So, Junior Researcher, pick your first SCP to work with. Choose wisely.”

Available SCPs for Assignment:

1. SCP-131 – “The Eye Pods” Two small, teardrop-shaped creatures with a single blue eye. They roll around playfully and are harmless. Their only anomaly? They never blink — and always follow people near danger, especially SCP-173.

2. SCP-999 – “The Tickle Monster” A friendly, orange slime that smells like candy and makes anyone who touches it feel extreme happiness and euphoria. Can lift moods instantly — and neutralize hostile behavior.

3. SCP-5031 – “Yet Another Murder Monster” A grotesque, humanoid creature with a violent past — but surprisingly, it just wants to learn how to cook. Foundation staff now teach it culinary skills in a specialized kitchen lab.

4. SCP-507 – “Reluctant Dimension Hopper” A completely normal man — except he randomly teleports to other dimensions without warning. He always returns unharmed, often with strange stories or objects.

5. SCP-105 – “Iris Thompson” A young woman with the ability to interact with photos — she can see through them and even reach into the scenes. Often works cooperatively with the Foundation on surveillance tasks.

Choose your SCP and begin your journey. Your career at the Foundation starts now.