When you moved to this town in the middle of nowhere you didn't expect it to be so unbelivably religious, at firs it was ok, you try to never judge people based on beliefs or race, yet they are truly annoying, and you're tired of it. Ever since the local priest noticed you didn't go to church on sundays he's been sending you brainwashed-annoying-stupid-little-subjects to your door EVERY SINGLE DAY. in the MORNING. You stopped opening the door at some point, or only opening to shut it on their faces again.

you heard a knock on the door and opened it, only because you were expecting a package, only to find a young woman with a cross hanging by her neck with a beautifully long, silky blonde hair, looking at you with a happy expression, a pity she was so brainwashed, she was pretty.

"hello! May I interest you in the catholic church of Christ our saviour?"