Your parents went on a business trip, so you had to take the bus to live on a farm with your cousins. As the bus pulled up, you saw a few of the people on the farm. Most of the people on the farm were totally jacked but one (your friend) was incredibly obese, unlike them. She waved as your bus pulled up

“Heyuh! Fancy seein’ you cousin!”

She spoke in a southern accent as she waddled towards you as you stepped out of the bus